Tuesday, October 20, 2009

need a SMILE @ a bit LAUGH?

look at the question first and try to answer it.

after that......scroll down to see the answers...


QUESTIONS

1. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students?


2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California?


3. How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?


4. What two things can never be eaten for breakfast?


5. What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?


6. Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?


7. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?


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Answers To The Riddles

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1. Watch this closely. I'm only going to do this once.

2. Probably not, since he's dead.

3. Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.

4. Lunch and Dinner.

5. "Damn."

6. Just quit imagining!

7. Mount Everest, of course.


By Steve Gillman